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Rick: I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not... *spills beer down his shirt* You don't got… Y-You don’t gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.
Morty: What are you talking about, Rick?
Rick: You- you don't have to
worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. She- sh-she- she, she, she's
all for you, Morty.
Morty: I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—
Rick: You know what, Morty? You're right. *throws empty bottle into the backseat* Let's forget the girl all together. She, she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways. *presses a button*
Robot Voice: Arming neutrino bomb.
Morty: *unbuckles* That's it… that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel.
(Morty jumps up on Rick and starts fighting with him over control of the wheel.)
Rick: Get off of me, Morty!
(They begin to talk over each other.)
Morty: I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy! *starts kicking at his
face while grabbing the wheel* I'm put—I’m, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin’… I-I’m, I’m,
I’m not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb…dumb person and just le-let
you ruin the whole world!
Rick: (at the same time) Come on! What’s gotten into you? If you love Earth so much why don’t you marry it? *pushes Morty off of him* What are you, crazy? Alright, Alright, Morty!
(Rick manages to push Morty off of him. Morty glares at him, furious.)
Rick: Alright. I'll- I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I’ll
land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.
[Trans. Desert]
(Rick lands the cruiser in an open desert. He opens the door and tumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles.)
Rick: We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the side of the ree… road
here.
Morty: Oh, thank God.
Rick: You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to
make you more assertive.
Morty: It was?
