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Kek, he has such a söy face
>Be me
>24 years old
>Virgin
>Last year of my liberal arts degree
>Never worked a day in my life, daddy and mommy paid for my education
>Go to protest to score goodboy™ points
>See this 5/10 degenerate chick next to me
>Think of ways to impress her
>See grenade rolling
>"Holy shit Im losing my virginity today"
>Lose hand instead
Fuck Drumpf
