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>be me, 16
>on vacation in hawaii
>having the best week of my life, parents are too busy doing tourist shit to pay attention to the kids
>pretty much spend all day on the beach
>one day a tour group comes to the resort and has a huge party
>all of them are college students, i pretty much blend in cause i look old for my age
>drinks and weed being passed around
>not my first time getting drunk but have never smoked before
>a ridiculously hot college chick comes up and invites passes me the joint
>o-ok
>smoking it i cough like a bitch, she giggles and i hope she thinks it's cute
>try to keep up, shes already pretty smashed so i dont actually have to drink or smoke too much more
>anon im so glad i met you, youre not like the other guys, youre so nice, etc
>fuck yes this could be my night
>keep playing my cards this way until she's too drunk to walk, asks me to help her get back to her room
>do it but then i pussy out at the door, honestly had never kissed a girl before
>"uh ok see you later, i left my towel at the party"
>god damn it
>ten minutes later i come back and knock on her door, really going to do it this time
>the door is already loose, opens when i knock
>shes lying on the bed naked as the day she was born
>holy fuck
>anon... its you... come here anon i need you to do something for me
>long story short we start making out and she asks me to go down on her
>munching on that pussy, its wetter than i expected but yeah i thought that was a good thing
>ten minutes in the bathroom door opens
>wtf, i jump up and turn on the lights
>a huge motherfucking leopard seal is waddling out of the bathroom, starts honking at me aggressively
>i look down and realize her pussy is covered in white seal cum
>she starts laughing, i wipe my mouth, ive been drinking seal cum like pepsi for the last ten minutes
>seal starts waving his flippers menacingly at me
>i run out the door
Never told anyone this till now.
