>>19475973>[Henry Bresson. 20 years old. Recently visited the Kingdom, where his photography caught the eye of The Ministry of Truth and Tourism. Last seen in downtown Spaghetti Town after drinking at the pub.]His phone was found some days later, sitting neatly in a wet cardboard box on a bench near the old steel district.
Police Girl would lead a team of FIB agents to find any sign of the boy, but there was nothing. Not a trace of the man was ever found. Aliens were suspected by several who claimed sightings in recent months. 'A coffin with teeth', claimed one man, his opinion quickly discarded. 'A ball of slime took him', offered yet another of Spaghetti Town's vagrant population.
The video was never made public, but whispers spread among certain portions of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance audience. It contained a murder. It contained a meal. It contained a musical. Nobody will ever know for sure except the one intern who received an email at the WWA Headquarters, and subsequently retired due to earning a huge work bonus. Not that he will ever speak of what it said, after the meeting he had with Thea Thority and Spaghetti Dog behind closed doors.
But you and me, reader? We know what the video contained. There is only one thing it would. Say it with me, now.
