>>13535684>This guy is their idolAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*bangs shield profusely*SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*steals from monastery*SO U BE SAYIN
>*chucks throwing axe*SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*eats a mushroom*AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*checks for nearest undefended village*U BE SAYIN
>*collects danegeld*HOL UP HOL UP
>*growls and bites shield*AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*forms shield wall*SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a 40oz of mead and pours some for his homies Ragnar and Bloodaxe*HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*yells about dis and goes to check in with his jarl*WE GON BE
>*is declared a outlaw*FINNA WE GON BE
>*drinks mead through horn*AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*adjusts ill-fitting armor*SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for armored cavalry*SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*plants nithing pole*SOM FINNA
>*rapes Irish slave girl*SO WE GON BE
>*attends blót*SOM FINNA
>*burns manuscript*AYYYOO SOM FINA
>*participates in coastline raiding*HOL UP
>*strokes danegeld pensively*WE GON BE
>*carves a rune*SOM FINNA
>*jumps from longship*WE GON BE
>*grabs axe and swings it left and right*SOM FINNA
>*blows gjallerhorn*HOL UP MUH NIGGUH*
>*repeated Heill Óðinn, sæl Óðinn chanting in the background*U SAYING WE GON BE
>*sells slaves*SOM FINNA
>goes berserkVIKANGZ N SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>*converts to Christianity* 