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>be me
>get a boner after looking at pictures of an emo twink on Instagram
>decide to go on pornhub and masturbate to some emo twink porn
>start going to town on my dick
>feel myself about to cum
>immediately stop and think “this is gay”
>stop jerking off and close pornhub before a ejaculated, so it isn’t gay
>mfw I’m straight as an arrow
I’ll see you faggots later, because I have some vaginas to fuck, because that’s straight
