>>15337498It's a real book. It's written by a man named Phil who, like 99% of immigrants to Finland, contracted blonde fever.
> STORY: My name is ‘Phil’, but all my neighborhood kids think it’s ‘Pili’. On my way to work each morning they say “moi moi, Pili!” as they laugh. I can’t believe I moved to the only country in the world where my name means ‘penis’. We Phil’s don’t get any respect in Finland or elsewhere. In films, if a character named Phil is introduced halfway through the movie, he’s about to get shot. We Phil’s don’t last very long in movies. It’s never “Phil the Barbarian” or “Phil Claude Van Damme”. 