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Rabbi Yeshuah: "OY VEY, DADDY!! FORGIVE DESE EVIL GOYIMS FOR DEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DOOOO!!!"
*Everyone starts giggling, except Mary who's throwing a tantrum.*
Roman centurions: "lol wtf, cringe weirdo kike."
Rabbi Yeshuah: "BLUUUAAAAHAHHHGGGGGHHHH IT IS FINISHED DADDY!!!!" *dies*
*Jesus has a convulsion on the cross and poops himself from the stress.*
Roman centurions: "Ugh finally. Can't wait to get back to the barracks and visit the brothel."
*BUT SUDDENLY, A BIG HUGE EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED!! AND LIKE, UH, OH YEAH THE SUN WAS DARKENED!!! AND NOBODY COULD SEE!! AND UH, DEAD PEOPLE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, AND UH, LIKE, A TON OF STUFF HAPPENED!!! IT WAS COOL OK?? NO, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IT OK???"
