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Fast forward 50 years later....
>You park your car
>You check the coast is clear
>You get out holding your wallet tight
>You lock your car with a 5 star alarm system
>You look around checking there are no threats
>You walk up the the dairy doorway
>Press the doorbell, which just buzzes
>The shop attendant, looks at you and then checks the security cameras before pressing the button that opens the mechanised steel bar door that is the same as what they use in prisons
>You walk in and from behind bullet proof glass and steel bars the shop attendant says with a barely understandable accent "Please be you shopping today"
>You buy a soggy cold offal pie in plastic wrap and an expensive PET bottle of coke
>He attempts to rip you off by entering the wrong number into the eftpos machine
>You notice and correct him, just like you have every other time
>He apologizes, "oh sorry, sorry, please be my mistake"
>You go to leave but you have to wait for him to open the mechanised steel bar door again
>Poke your head out and check up and down the street, hiding the items you just purchased less thee be mugged
>Sprint to the car, pressing the alarm keyfrob before reaching it so it unlocks just as you reach it
>Get in and lock the doors, start the engine and speed away
>"Thank goodness my car still has its alloy wheels this time" you say to yourself as you drive off
