>>20475971Savannah’s log, entry #5
My preparations are complete. The drones are armed and ready. My Multiverse Traversal Machine is in perfect working order. My scanners have a 100% lock on an alternate universe, and have even detected another which I will travel to once my work is done on the first.
What will I encounter there? Will their worlds be more advanced than my own? Or more primitive? What differences will exist in their history compared to that of my own world’s?
There’s only one thing I am sure of. There will be Kades. Maybe… even alternate versions of myself and all the sisters I’ve slaughtered. And I can’t wait to relive the moments when I disposed of those titcows, again and again and again on each and every alternate universe I travel to!
Hahaha! If only my sisters knew their little jokes would result in their extinction across the multiverse! That was the only downside to killing them - it spared them the pain of living with the knowledge of what they’ve caused. But that’s a small price to pay to prevent those promiscuous harlots from multiplying further.
Anyway, enough about them. Today I spent what may very well be my last day in my adopted home, Pasta City. This lawless town has been a godsend, I’d have been in jail months ago if I lived anywhere else. This place is also great for obtaining all the items I require, in fact I was able to purchase this nifty little energy blade from a weapons dealer over in Hobopolis. He gave it to me at a discounted rate as a goodbye present. The least he could do considering that I’ve purchased just about every weapon I’ve used from him.
But the time for nostalgia over this place is over. Tonight, I leave, possibly forever. And I swear I will lead the Titcow Eternal Extermination Taskforce to total victory over the Kade bloodline throughout the multiverse, or I will die trying.
