>>19496309>>19500486*Miss USA looks at both Reina and Raquel. She takes a swig from a new bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey®.*
>THE ABSOLUTE GALL OF YOU TWO LITIGIOUS LACEYS!!!>TO COME HERE AND DISRESPECT BOTH THIS COURT, THE BABY JESUS AND MOST OF ALL->THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!>MMMM I OUGHTA GIVE BOTH OF Y'ALL A TASTE OF THESE MMMMM PURE STRIKES!!!>BUT BEING THE UNBIASED AND IMPARTIAL OBSERVER THAT I AM->I WILL RENDER MY VERDICT!!!>BUT FIRST!!!>WE DRINK!!!*Miss USA starts chugging from her bottle of Jack™ whilst snapping her fingers. The courtroom security then hands everyone present their own bottle of whiskey.*
>MMMMMM!!!>ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DRINK WILL BE SENTENCED TO 10 PURE CORNER STRIKES!!!>NOW IF YOU TWO HAVE STOPPED YAMMERING->I'VE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS DECISION->BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN WEIGHED!!!>BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN MEASURED!!!>AND BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND WANTING!!!>THAT SAID->THE LESSER EVIL MUST PREVAIL!!!>SO WILL IT BE THE BLASPHEMOUS BUT SURPRISINGLY WELL INFORMED ALLURINGLY AZURE AND AMPLY AMIABLE ASIAN!!!>OR WILL IT BE THE BEAUTIFULLY BUXOM BUT BELLIGERENT BORDER BANDIT!!!???*Miss USA takes a swig from her bottle.*
>I, LADY LAW->FIND THE DEFENDANT; REINA AOKI->NOT GUILTY!!!>BUT SINCE WRESTLER'S COURT IS MMMMM BADASS!!!>THERE MUST BE A GUILTY VERDICT AND CONSEQUENCES!!!>I THEREFORE FIND RAQUEL DURANGO->GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME!!!>AND I SENTENCE YOU TO MMMMMMM 10 PURE STRIKES FROM THE DEFENDANT!!!>AND A SWIFT DEFENESTRATION FROM THIS GOOD AND LAWFUL COURT!!!>BAILIFF!!!*Miss USA gavels wildly as court security uncork bottles of champagne spraying it throughout the court.*
>CONGRATULATIONS, MISS AOKI!!!>BUT A WORD OF ADVICE;>YOU MAY HAVE WON TODAY->BUT SOONER OR LATER THE DEVIL GETS HER DUE!!!>LONG LIVE LADY LAW!!!>GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!>AND GOD BLESS JUDGE USA!!! 