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>stayed at friends house for a bit after incident
>come back when she has one of her classes
>have all my stuff there after all
>walk in and smells like vape
>hate that smell
>whip out air freshner and douse the dorm
>walk into my room
>my gaming monitor is gone
>go into lesbian's room
>fucking on her desk along with my ps4
>take everything back and leave a note
>she comes back
>and so do her 6 lefty friends
>start laughing and taunting my name
>realize we have a security cam at our front door
>look on my phone at it
>her are dressed in antifa clothes and have brass knuckles
>waiting at hallway for me
>i have to think fast, grab my hockey stick from closet
>decide to do this the funniest way possible
>i'm 6'2 and these people are no taller than 5'5
>gear up in full hockey equipment
>wear rollerblades instead of skates
>very canadian, i know
>slightly open door a crack just to tease them
>hear one of them say " this is gonna be fun! "
>start blading as fast as i can into this lefty line
>body check as hard as i can into the person in the center of the line
>they fell, but i didn't
>full on slapshot aiming towards everyone's calves
>they all fall, but their lefty leader stands
>" as for you.. out. "
>i say calmly
>she stumbles and runs out of the dorm
>see weak antifa members get up and run out limping
>i wonder what they thought when they saw a giant hockey player speed down the hallways
