>>5037692if you light it on fire people will be alarmed by the smoke and the teeth might be enough to check dental records
if you flush small pieces of meat away slowly you'll never make it because it starts decomposing which people will notice
if you had a bunch of pigs you could feed them to it but i'll assume you don't
if you dug a deep enough hole it'd be suss and take ages for the soil to settle
acid is a meme and you wouldn't have it
freezing it to make sure it doesn't decompose just leaves it in the house longer for someone to notice
i'd say you better never end up in this situation nigger neither of us are qualified for this