>>12186857Checked & combativespilled.
>mfw subject matter expertI mastered hand-to-hand combat by spending a significant chunk of my childhood watching Kung Fu movies with my brother and his friends; I assimilated several dozen Kung Fu styles & techniques, ultimately developing my own forms, thanks in part to all of the LSD they fed me as a kid. Many years later, I was designated platoon combaticist/martial-artist, and utilized freeform mixed martial arts to defeat our company commander (bjj 5xbb) 4-1 in a division expo.
