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My high school English teacher taught grammar. I stopped making errors in my English.
I also have a lifelong speech impediment.
People would say that they couldn't place my accent and that I spoke like a foreigner.
Soon after that I had an epiphany; people are fucking stupid. Not only did they not recognize correctly spoken English which could have been a simple matter of a poor education, they were dumb fucks in that they would do the same stupid things that everyone else was doing.
Picture related: there was a reason Christ used he shepherd metaphore.
