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>doing my monthly temu purchase to keep chinese kids enslaved
>"SPECIAL OFFER: do you want this hentai figure for 2 dollars? PROMO ENDS IN 5 MINUTE BUY NOW"
>"Lmao, sure just for the lolz"
>Package is delivered in the morning while I'm at work
>When I arrive home the mailbox is empty
>"Hey dad have you got my packe-"
>Dad is by himself and fondling the figure's chest and ass
>I leave making it look like I haven't got home yet
Ig married men really must find things to do when their wives dry up
