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How u got out of a DUI - true story
Officer ask me how much I has to drink
Only 2 beers in last 3 hours (lie)
Breathilzer tiem
I blow the weakest most pussy breath I can to get it to register
Officer: you must blow as hard as you can
Me: ok I will
Again blow exactly the the same
Officer: no sir u must breath harder
Ok I breath hard as possible
Again breath as soft as possible
Officer: sir I told u breath harder
Me: I am breathing as hard as I can I has smoked me was 13
Me : why do I have keep blowing what amount am I getting??
Officer: .078 (legal limit .08)
Officer: where are you going?
Me: I was going home since I am closr to limit I will turn round and go back to friends house just a down street
Officer: ok don't let me see u again tonight
Saved probably over 10k and hundreds if hours whew
