>>305782556When I was like 8 I wanted the two older kids that lived in the trailer park behind me to think I was cool, so they told me to poop outside. While they watched, I dropped my pants and pooped on the chainlink fence between us. My cut turd tumbled down the hot metal fence like a lincoln log in a maelstrom.
PLOP PLOP PLOOP
PEE PEE POOP
I'M THE COOLEST KID IN THE WHOLE DAMN PARK
I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SHART IN THE MART