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>don't make more money than me
>don't be better than me at video games
>don't enjoy anything that I don't deride as women's work
>don't be funnier than me
>don't be smarter than me
>don't know anything useful like how to fix your own car, that's a man's job
>don't have too many friends
>don't EVER withhold sex from me
>satisfy these simple demands and i *might* give you the honor of being my girlfriend
