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I'm not a nudist, I just don't have a lot of clothes
I'm not incontinent, I'm just really lazy
I'm not a magician, I just lose tissue pigeons and rabbits all the time.
I'm not a beggar, I just want a euro
I'm not clairvoyant, but you'll notice that next year
I'm not a ventriloquist, you've got that wrong! I'm just very badly dubbed
I'm not an alcoholic, I just don't like the first 30 beers
I'm not a burglar, I was just curious about where you live
I don't have epilepsy! no, I just dance really weird
I'm not bisexual I'm just desperate
I'm not a serial killer, I just always have bad luck with women
I'm not a pencil peddler, I was just really in a hurry this morning
I'm not a market trader, I just have a very commercial form of gilles de la tourette
