>>7284331One shoe is 5
One chink is also 5
One homemade fleshlight is 2
5+5x2, which is either 25 or 12 depending on what priority you assign multiplication over addition/assign relevance to sequence as stated.
And no, Britain has the worst schools. This is objectively true given how few folks even consider teaching as a career despite the immense holiday perks and structured pay rises, not to mention the massively above average starting salary. Fuck that, be a soldier, at least you get to shoot back.