>>1738729YOU WERE AN EMPIRE! YOU WERE MIGHTY! YOU WERE STRONG!
You were the undisputed rulers of the world. No one dared challenge you. Britannia ruled the waves! You controlled almost a quarter of the land, and over 20% of the population. You were the largest empire the world had ever seen.
What the hell happened? You grew soft. You grew weak. You were beaten by a bunch of rejects and outcasts in North America, then you VOLUNTARILY gave up a barren prison island, that arctic shithole you once controlled, Guyana, The Bahamas, the Lesser Antilles, Jamaica, Egypt, New Zealand, Hong Kong, South Africa, India, Ceylon, and fucking IRELAND!
This cycle is inevitable. You may rise again someday, but for now. WE rule the waves. Americana.