>>23780141>>23780143You’re not paying $20 for the popcorn. You are paying $20 for the experience of a real female, wrapping your popcorn in a bag and passing it to you. $20 for a minuscule amount of female attention.
You pay the woman $20 and she picks up a very small white paper bag that cost five cents to produce. She then fills this white paper bag with five cents worth of popcorn. Approximately 34 popped kernals fit into the paper bag. The whole time she makes sure to have a very exaggerated smile on her face to distract you from what’s really happening.
Eventually, this woman will become depressed, and she will stop smiling when she serves people the popcorn because she will realise what’s happening. The customers will stop buying the popcorn because they realise it’s a rip off. And everyone will go back home and die alone.
