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>You will never be kidnapped by St. Gloriana and bound, gagged, and blindfolded, locked in a room with no interaction with others, hooked to a machine that constantly stimulates you penis to the edge of ejaculating, only to be released when Darjeeling, Orange Pekoe, or another girl wants fresh 'cream' for her tea and comes in and gives you the few strokes you need to ejaculate into their cup.