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>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NATURAL OILS
God shut the fuck up. Is that even such a terrible thing? You organic vegan wholefood faggots fly into hysterics over fucking nothing and claim you MUST buy some overpriced shit from a jew owned store or you'll get cancer and die every other day, it is like the boy who cried wolf. You can never tell when something actually is unhealthy because you are always claiming literally everything is.
I know /pol/ hates "soience", but damn, read at least one book on the subject and show some parsimony. I recently discovered mineral oils contain carcinogens and pic related is pure saturated fat, which is a very stable oil that won't go rancid. After you wash the body odour out of your hair, smear some of this on a brush and brush your hair, it will moisturize your scalp too.
Problem solved. Now fuck off.
