>>20857736ArKade’s raucous laughter can be heard, before the camera pans up to her face. “Yo yo yooooo, wagwan Spaghetti Town, it’s The Peng Princess of Piccadilly. Speaking to all the gal and the mandem live from some SHIT Indian restaurant!”
The camera pans across briefly to show a number of confused members of staff and patrons, before refocusing on ArKade. “Last time you saw me yeah, was in the WWA ring blud, SMOKING that Curry Girl pack and breaking 1 billion hearts! Swear down, all the Indian immigrants dem back home in London gonna start calling me The Labour Party, cos your gal ArKade smacked Curry Bitch up like she was Rishi Sunak in the UK General Election blud! Ha HAA!”
“Now, if Curry Girl had beat me, I’d be fighting her again at tomorrow’s show, with my title up for grabs. But she ain’t done shit to me, so that means I get the weekend off!”
“You know what else it means? Means the verdict’s in blud. Cos when that ref counted one, two, three as I pinned her shoulders to the mat, he confirmed the FACT that I am a better Intercontinental Champion than she was!” ArKade laughs. “So that’s one ex WWA IC Champ down bruv, so who the fucks next? Which of these wastegal am I gonna call out to be the next stop on ArKade’s Intercontinental World Tour?”
