>>19788373>[Omega sighs deeply, exaggerating her disappointment with a pout.]"Colby, Colby, Colby. I don't know who the FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE to try and use my name -- to use the name of KELLY BY GODDESS OMEGA -- to make something of your shitty career. You dare talk about my past, when you should be talking about YOUR FUTURE. Because when I look onto the shiny crystal ball you call that fucking four-five-sixhead I see that your career is about to go down in Flame, just like every-fucking-one else has on your stupid fiancé -- oh Goddess above, I didn't even think of this until right now -- your ONCE AGAIN FUCKING SOB STORY CYCLOPS FIANCE. Wow, thanks, Sola Fire, for doing what had to be done. Maybe nobody else thinks you had it in you, but I always believed. We should talk. Ah, but please, don’t get me started on the cy-bi-gayclops. She devours so much you-know-what of so many people, she probably spends her day coughing up furballs on the rugs she’s just eaten."
>[Her voice lowering, Kelly Omega steps in close until she's inches from Colby's face.]"Kid, you've made a huge mistake. You wanted the best? You've got the best. The hottest act in the world of professional wrestling is in your face. Waifus Collide II. Kelly Omega, one on one with Colby Jefferson. Your time is up, Angel. Because there is not a single Angel alive or dead that compares to the one and only Goddess of this industry in this ring. The only Goddess of Goon Japan Pro Wrestling. The only Goddess of the Waifu Wrestling Alliance. The only Goddess of whatever company I decide to grace with my presence next. I am the Glorious Second Coming of Christ Who Descended From Heaven to Eradicate the Filth in Front of Her."
"Kelly Omega is and always has been THE NEW MESSIAH that this industry needs. And Colby Jefferson, at Waifus Collide II, it's about fucking time I showed you."
[9/3 - blow me]