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has r/banter ever been really really really really bored and you don't know what to do so you decide to play the inflation game because the inflation game is really really fun and you like the inflation game so you grab a bunch of bendy straws you've been hording up and play with the bendy straws and they're all bendy and sorry if this is a bit graphic but you remove your pants and insert one of the bendy straws into your willy and then you put the other end of that bendy straw into another bendy straw and repeat until the bendy straws reach your mouth and you start blowing air into your willy and your willysack starts to inflate like a balloon and AC/DC - Big Balls starts playing in your head and you keep on inflating your willysack until its big enough to bounce on so you start bouncing around on your willysack like randy marsh from south park but you're not paying attention and land on a thumb tack and boom your willysack pops and a torrent of pee and willysauce and air starts whizzing out of your willysack and the force propels you through the roof and into the sky and you're going higher and higher and higher until you're nearly in space and oh hey i can see the entire hemisphere from here and then gravity pulls me back down into an ocean of the pee and willysauce that was in my willysack and i drown and die but everytihng must be okay because i'm posting this right now ??
