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Post the most embarrassing person you've ever met from a foreign country
>live in a small suburban town, very few white people
>every time a new foreigner comes i like to welcome them into the fold and trade phone numbers, usually hire them part time down the line
>school across the street hires a polish dude to teach english, i have him over to smokum peace pipe
>skinny as a meth addict
>always wearing jeans and a short sleeve polo shirt
>can tell immediately hes into metal so i mention i like metal too
>immediately starts "showing" me and everyone else in the room his favorite polish NSBM albums
>every time one finishes i start playing something else cause damn there are other people here dude
>five minutes into my picks he closes the window and says "let me show you another album of the year polish black metal" (dude speaks garbo english despite teaching esl)
>nigger lips every single joint, smoking with him is like making out with a catholic schoolgirl
>goes on and on about "the movement" hes in back home (fascist /pol/shit), shows pictures of him giving the nazi salute
>when hes not talking about national socialist black metal hes talking about trashy whores he meets online and fucks down in saigon
>the next day he invites himself over again
>starts bitching about how one of these whores stole money out of his hotel room
>tells a long story about how he tracked her down and held a knife to her throat before getting pulled away by some locals
>apparently then he went to the local catholic church and tried to hang himself with an extension cord (lol) because he thought it would be metal to commit suicide at a church
>next week he comes again
>starts talking about another girl he fucked who is now telling him shes pregnant
>i tell him its probably bullshit but he says she showed him the pregnancy test, dude at least believes hes going to be a father
>ask what hes going to do
>"i tell her i will not see her again"
Explain yourself, Poland.
