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>be me
>Lyft driver
>Drive hybrid car
>Not large trunk
>Receive fare request from Kimberly
>Pull up to brownstone town house
>4 yuppies lounge on steps excited to see me arrive
>2 bimbos
>2 Chads
>Their luggage is waiting to be loaded on the curb
>they walk up to trunk thinking I would open it
>I say "just a second"
>step out of car
>walk around back
>look at the massive amount of luggage
>I wonder how these idiots thought 4 people and 4 suitcases and 4 carry-ons would fit in a sedan much less my snub trunk hybrid
>"will we fit?"
>There's so much hatred in me
>I smile
>I looked at her and said "sorry, I don't pick up white women."
>The air is full of stunned silence
>immediately got back in car
>cancelled the fare
>drove away
their faces were fucking priceless
