>>13186434In a situation where Canada was a post apocalyptic world where everyone was reduced to tribal levels
I was born in the “Knocks” tribe
I was a genetic FREAK and towered over men. Soon at a young age I was scoring my net kills and making my family proud
I slew many of the inbred American tribes. I raped many women. I devoured many of their women and children over spit roasts, as is Knock tradition.
I returned home many times victorious, but the tribe shaman never recognized me as a living prophet
Even after I came back to the north with the head of the Chieftain who called himself “PreziDant” after my 26th winter there was still no acknowledgement
Angered, I decided that living a life chasing external validation wasn’t my style and charged solo into the American South doing what I’ve been doing until I died doing what I looked
My illegitimate bastard AmeriFUCK MUTT children will potentially pick up my work, but I’ll never know
I awoke and I realized that the moment America falls I truly won’t be too sorry.
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