>>9888816I would be thinking
>why is she looking at my profile instead of watching me swagger. I wonder how she will hit on me when she looks up? IRL I somehow get all the hottest women there are and I’m not even pretty myself. Kind of handsome when I’m not in sleazy mode but my sleazy mode is awesome at getting me fucked too. Shit, I’m just great, and no I’m not narcissistic I just hate to fly in the face of public opinion.