Lobster Republic (+2) (NAP:Oven Mitt Kingdom) !8MhrQUMmF6 ID:R0EMmYy3 No.461284 View ViewReport Quoted By:
A revelation has occurred in the cult of The Lobster God.
It has been discovered that the Finnish Horde are heretics and must be destroyed.
Henceforth The Lobster God decrees that our forces move from our base in Maryland through West Virginia to attack these unbelievers at their base in Kentucky.
Our Non-Aggression Pact with the Oven Mitt Kingdom stands and they will remain unmolested.
Thus decrees The Lobster God!
The North East is Ours!