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Fuck. This is was probably the most historic moment of my life. Someone please send this to some greentext account on instagram or some shit.
>13 now, juvenile delinquint
>after police incident
>principle on DS for long time
>principle's birthday
>decide to get him a 'gift'
>Pokemon HeartGold
>it would be so that he got addicted to playing pokemon, and would be off the chatroom
>dropped it on his desk with a sappy note than left
>watched thru the office glass
>takes it out
>plays it
>my time to strike
>porndump.gif
>drawings of staff
>but this time, i came prepared
>my cousin knew how to corrupt a cartridge so that it would crash the DS
>watching thru window as i see his screen go black
>fetile attempts to turn it on
>lunchtime
>pornpurge
>know this is a huge fucking risk that could get me expelled
>get cousin to call school posing as my dad that i will be picked up early
>go out of school front doors
>sneak around back with yellow glove, balaclava, and cheap hoodie
>take a few deep breaths set off a smoke bomb
>pull fire alarm
>get blue dye on me as a result
>run like Usain Bolt into cousin's car
>take off clothes and such
>school spilling out from the back
>creep out from car and of course, connect DS
>realize out TV's have one of those bluetooth ones
>hop onto secretary computer
>type up pornhub and connect
>gay porn blares thru TV
>get into every single chatroom and explode it with porn drawings and porn links
>my work here is done, but not completed
>tell cousin to put the petal to the metal
>once i get home, i get a call from friend explaining what happend
>said whoever did this is a legend
>he sure is
>oh boy, the next one will be the icing on the cake