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Imagine being a ghost in a house and having to be all like "damn, resident, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your small dick and horrific sweaty obese body. I would totally watch you masturbate, both my ghost and the living me." when all the ghost really wants to do is spook another resident into moving out. Like seriously imagine having to be a ghost and not only float in the air while some fat fuck vigorously masturbates in front of you, the favorable lighting coming from the computer monitor on his unshaven pubes and small penis, and just float there, day after day, month after month, while he just beat his meat. Not only having to tolerate his obese fucking visage but his unshaved neckbeard as his mom and dad upstairs tells him he's STILL GOT A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD and DAMN, MY SON DOESN'T HAVE A *JOB*?? because they're not the ones who have to float there and watch his mannish fucking neckbeard face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been spooking nothing but a normal amount of elderly and families and later alleged suicide victims for your ENTIRE AFTERLIFE coming straight out of the walls in that house. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the semen that's coming out of his shriveled cock as he wipes it off with a cum stained sock at you, smugly assured no one caught him in the act or heard him in his "stealthy (for that is what he calls himself)" fapathon, the skill he worked so hard for with doujins in the previous months. And then the internet browser loads another hentai video, and you know you could spook his parents out the house before the video loaded, but you float there and endure, because you're a fucking ghost. You're not going to lose your future paranormal activities over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.