>>6093386Met a lesbian the other day.
>Going for shopping at 1 in the morning, because i can't fucking sleep because i slept for 5 minutes during the day, now i'm up the entire night.>Meet some woman screaming and crying on a bike "FACKING CUNT! YOU ABSOLUTE FACKING BITCH!">Figure i'll try and at least pretend to be human, and do what people do, i ask if shes ok.>She sits down and says shes sorry for snot and crying>She goes on about how shes a lesbian and her lesbian lover was flirting with her mom and that she has mental issues and they were winding her up>I listen for a bit as she says 'Who does that sorta thing?' >I sorta know that feel>I try give advice in my usual efficient way by telling her what i would do.>"I tend to cut people like that out of my life and nothing of value is lost">She gets off the wall, and on her bike and screams at me "NO BECAUSE I LOVE HER!">I stare in amazement and say 'oh ok then'>She cycles away in the dark and screams at me "AND YOU CAN FUCK OFF ASWELL!, I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!">I'm still sitting on the wall.>She cycles back towards where she was screaming towards and i assume her dyke 'lover' lives.>Past me>I say 'You going back then?' >she mumbles something like 'yea..'Whatever. That's the last time i try and pretend to be a fucking human. Lesbians are weird. I should of just charged her when she told me to fuck off in the pitch black with gritted teeth and hissing and screaming 'U FOOKIN WOT M8!" and lamped the bitch one. But something about laying out a 100lb mental patient just didn't sit well with me.
