>>18671696I cant wait to fight in globohomo's eternal, for profit, resource wars so that I can come home a chattel slave in an lgbtq (+pedos) prison planet, assuming I actually get home. I am sure I will give it my all so that chad can bang my highschool crush and college 'girl who got away.' I am sure I'll be willing to fight myself to the bone for gender creep theory. Certainly I will fight hard for people that hate me and want to take my rights and property so that I can apologize to them forever if I return alive.
I think we need a new national/global epic... because this one... this one sucks shit.