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Spain used to be entirely covered with woods. It's said that, in ancient times, a skilful squirrel could cross all the Iberian Peninsula, side to side, jumping tree to tree without touching the floor a single time.
But somehow, most of our trees ended up sunken into the sea, next to the British and Irish coasts. Some people say it was the British fault, but I don't think so. Why would them sink our trees?
I blame the incompetence of our government. Sure those stupid motherfuckers had something to do with it.
