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The HR girl at work really likes me for some reason. I think she wants to bang. She's always coming to sit with me and just chat about random shit and asking me about my weekend and my evenings and asking me to come for coffee with her and sometimes she just brings me coffee. She also got me out of trouble when two fat women complained about me being rude. She said they were just bitches and she swept their complaint about me under the rug. She's always complimenting me about ilke my hair or my beard or my clothes. She's very cute as well so I dunno why she's so nice to me. Its extremely weird.
