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you don't need a girlfriend, it is impossible for a guy and a girl to be friends
what you need is a guy friend, or at least a dog (don't think about it the wrong way!)
girls don't understand guys in the way that another dude would, plus relying on your gf for advice is beta and unhealthy (though emotional support is normal, and by a guy friend I don't mean a gay person)
also a large percentage of the reason you feel like shit is because you eat pizza and inflammatory foodz, I've been there man