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Christ /bant/, I just remembered something.
>be about 8
>play neopets because it's dope as fuck
>constantly wanted more neocoins or whatever the in game currency is
>learned how markets work, where items come from
>grind most games every day for 3x1000 coins or on the bonus days 5x1000 (i think)
>eventually realize that I'm going nowhere fast, now I realize this is what the game is designed to do
>start aggressively searching yahoo answers
>learn about editing the active page so it looks like you have more
>you can pay people to give you some
>some claim that if you give them your account details they'll earn coins for you
>eventually set up multiple accounts, using them all for coins even though that's against the rules
>giving them out on sketchy sites, but who cares, they were made for that anyway
>then I find it
this is the good part
>I open yet another site offering millions of coins
>and then it fucks me
>it pops up windows like they used to do before it would let you reject them
>also probably using ie6 on xp, so that didn't help with new features
>it starts to taunt me
>eventually I just start clicking fast, hoping it'll end
>start reading it after clicking for a while
>it starts talking about how while they've got me here, they wanted to share something
>talks about a guy sticking his hands up their shirt the other day at school
>pop a little boner
>continue reading, it gets better, but don't remember much of it
>eventually realize this won't end
>find somewhere that it isn't sexual
>call over mom
>knew this all too well from geocities
>shuts down ie
>go to bed
more coming
