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One sign of a REAL TRUCK is that the door handles are too high up for me to reach and its not because I'm a 5'5 manlet with an inferiority complex. Its because I'm a REAL MAN and you can tell because MY TRUCK is bigger than yours.
Only GIRLS and FAGGOTS give a shit about gas mileage. REAL MEN waste fuel constantly to show they don't give a FUCK about the environment or the future. I always get to the red light first, accelerating and decelerating my HUGE REAL TRUCK over and over because I have lots of important places to be such as Chick-Fil-A. My time is very important as you can tell from my REAL TRUCK that I drive.
