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i have too much precum. youre probably sitting there saying "no precum is too much precum" but i am a stark exception to the rule. every time i see something erotic, i spurt a little precumshot. cute, in a way, but annoying. i have to bring a spare pair of underwear with me every time i pass the victorias secret section at the mall. the busty woman walking across the street will be bound to give me a wet spot in the middle of my pants, without her ever acknowledging my existence. past mates have had the displeasure of blowing me. they compared me to a dog, once i got pleasured i couldnt stop leaking. it coated their mouths in a sorry excuse for the fertile seed of a man. to them, they said, it was like a child sucking milk from a mothers tit. i have had to go as far as to wear a condom when going to a titty bar. my actual cumshots, however, are normal. run of the mill 3-squirts-then-done. i honestly dont know how my balls keep all of it in. most of my underwear have permanent white stains that are visible on the outside of the underwear. my current girlfriend says she finds it erotic and kind of adorable to have a constant flow of precum. but i can see it, the slight look in her eye, the twitch of her cheek, the wrinkle of her lip, she finds it abhorrent. i legitimately feel bad for her, no woman should have to be drowned in a mans pseudo piss. when i penetrate without a condom, i can give her a creampie without even cumming. when i masturbate i have a towel with a cock-shaped hole to use to catch all of it. its a crusty cum rag and it doesnt even have real cum on it. just some piss-cum mixture that comes from god-knows-where. usually, when my girlfriend gives me a handjob, she'll have to wash her hands halfway through. my farthest spurt recorded was 7 inches. everything else about me is pretty much average, but my dick, my poor dick, has to leak all day. even the slightest stimuli will make a spot visible in the crotch area. my social life is ruined because of this
