>>18822870“That’s right, in the main event of Judge, Yuri & Execution, the WWA will hold the first ever Dog Fight match. In this match, one cage will surround two rings, and two teams of four will fight on behalf of the illustrious, benevolent and wonderful Spaghetti Dog or that dojo pet “DOG” that comes around sometimes. I’m sure all of you illustrious, benevolent and wonderful fans know who you should be cheering for.”
“Give it up for the valiant and loyal warriors fighting on behalf of the WWA that you know and love: ‘La Jefa’ Raquel Durango; the winner of the rookie cup, Steeli Yastuffi, and; seeking some personal revenge against those VILE AUDITORS, Yokoko Zuna!”
“Now some might call these people traitors, but if you ask me they are just confused. Fighting for ‘DOG’ will be ‘The Irish Widowmaker’ herself, Cassie Kade; the tough-as-nails Holly Hope-Again, and; the, uh, unstable Kasumi O’Brian!”
>[The crowd is going coco bananas as these names are rattled off... but a murmur soon spreads. Someone from the crowd yells out, ‘You said four on each team’. Ever the professional, Thea Thority replies:]“That’s right, I did say four. Currently, each team is still looking for one more competitor. If there is anyone on the roster that holds an allegiance either way, now is the time to make yourself known and make yourself clear. Only one team can come out on top, and I for one don’t want the WWA left in the hands of a literal animal. LET’S GO SPAGHETI” --
>[Thea’s mic cuts out and she is ushered out of the ring, but it’s too late, because the crowd is whipped into a frenzy.] 