Stealing this from here (
http://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/2380725#p2385179) , but I feel that OP was too nice.
If your ID is green, go to
>>>/b/ for an hour. If even digits, you have to go for two. If odds, you are free.
If your ID is red, go to
>>>/mlp/ for an hour. If odd digits, you have to go for two. If even, you are free.
If your ID is blue, go to
>>>/lgbt/ for an hour. If even digits, you have to go for two. If even, you are free.
If your ID is yellow/orange, last 2 digits are how many push ups you have to do today. If you roll dubs, you're free.
If your ID is white, you have to go to reddit. For an hour. If even digits, go for two. If your digits are dubs or better, you're free
