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>It be the start of grade 10
>I walk into my History class
>Notice a new kid
>Kid dressed in trench coat and has hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in about 2 weeks
>Walk over to the seat beside my friend, sit down
>I tell my friend "Jimmy" about the kid, he had that feeling to.
>This was the closest i have ever had to a Eugene situation
Two weeks later
>My classes got switched because schedule was messed up
>Walk into new class, PE
>See the kid, think to myself, this is the safest class i could have with this kid
>about five mins later we have to do role call, Teacher calls his name, first time i had heard him talk, hear his voice, struggle not to laugh.
>He sounds like a posh upper-class Harvard student.
>I realize that he looks like Kylo ren from star wars, Struggle not to laugh.
Month later
>PE: wrestling unit.
>Now allot of my classmates are suspicious of the kid
>Memes have been made of him,
>Turns out he is in an incestuous relationship with his tranny sister
>We start the wrestling unit, I'm wrecking all the lightweights.
>We had a system where you could challenge someone to a 1v1
>As you might expect
>His ass challenges me
>I'm Sure i can take him, But i'm worried
>This kid does Autistic Roundhouse kicks randomly
>He wears ankle weights around the school
> We get on opposite sides of the mat, He stares me down like a hungry dog
>I stare back, holding back the laughter
>The whistle is sounded
>I Bonzi charge him like the Royal scotts
> He's not scared
>I decide to pull out my secret move
>I was gonna fireman carry him to the end of the Mat and throw his ass off
>I try, he moves to much
>He try's to go low for my groin
>I think to myself, shit I gotta super-squize him
.(The supper-squize is a bear-hug from the back, Its supper effective)
>He struggles but I manage to pick him up and chuck his ass,
>Crowed roars, I 1v1 the School Shooter who looks like kylo-ren And won
> I think I won his respect, As to this day he still haunts the school.
