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>Be american
>Ride my Scooter™ trough wallmart
>Tip the floor for not breaking
>Tip my asshole for not sharting
>Cashier counts my 20 burgers and a diet coke™
>Clap and go gud job! all over wallmart
>Go outside wallmart
>get shot by white kid
>Tip bullet for missing
>Sudden heart attack
>Tip crane for being capable of supporting my weight all the way to the ambulance
>30,000$ insurance
>die
>tip grave for being big enough
>clap all the way in