>>15252438Gilgamesh is sad about losing his /b/ro but remembers that he's still mortal, so his quest for immortality becomes a priority to prevent onions Gods from killing him too. To do this, he goes on to meet his Chad ancestor who is immortal, but living beyond the edge of earth with his milfy wife that he fucks for eternity. Obviously wife has no rights, she can't prevent Utnapishtim for railing her anyway. Regardless, Gilgamesh swims across the river of death because that's how you reach the end of earth where his ancestor is. Utnapishtim explains how the Gods made him immortal for surviving the great flood they thought that would wipe humanity but the voices in his head told him to build an ark and become the first preper. Everyone told him to take his meds until they were drowning. Gilgamesh tries to conquer death, like his later descendant giga chad Jesus Christ, but fails. His ancestor feels bad that his own descendant is bound to die so he tells him about a rejuvenating plant at the bottom of the ocean that could work at least for dying of age. Gilgamesh dives, takes the plant, and brings it to the Uruk where it all started. He thinks Utnapishtim is trolling him, so he plans on giving the plant to some vegan npc to see if he dies from it like the previous ones with the fauci ouchie but before he makes it into the city he wants to take bath given he's been swimming in the river of death an all. He puts his things aside and a fucking snake comes out of nowhere to eat the plant of rejuvenation. From this he can tell the plant works but also that he's lost it to a Satan himself. With this he gives up and goes home to fuck his 300 wives because life is too short for him to be cucked by the Gods. That's the epic of Gilgamesh in a nutshell
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