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>be me
>at McDonald’s in college area
>hear some girl say “I love hairy sweaty men”
>approach her, thinking this is my chance
>”whatever happens just don’t shit your pants”
>hi I’m anon
>silence
>group of girls burst out laughing simultaneously
>start to feel sick
>oh god am I gonna shart
>instead I projectile vomit all over all of them
>girls screaming in horror
>walk out casually like nothing happened
Do girls even know what they want
