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>Wake up
>Open blinds
>Waddle to da bah'trume
>Take a shit
>Get butt-azz nekid
>Turn on ice-cold water in shower
>Stand in the freezing ice rain to build character
>Think about the jews some
>Realize I'll have to relive our decline into Hell
>Hold back the tears
>Dry off
>Fire up Windows 2k
>Intentionally download fake virus songs from Kazaa for nostalgia
>Browse NewGrounds
>Play Alien Homonid
>Play Pico's School
>Play Pimp's Quest
>Play RS Classic
>pwn n00bs
>Go to eBaum's World
>Immediately close eBaum's World
>Get bored
>Check watch
>11:30AM
>Close binds
>Go back to bed
>Astrally Project in hopes of encountering The Führer
>Find him
>Give him a hug
>Wake up
>life = complete
>an hero
